The Full Game
The original hit — everything you need to play
- 53 pasture tiles — fence, rock, river, electric wire & goat pens
- 12 wooden goat meeples in 4 colors
- 16 goat power cards & 100 action cards
- Rulebook (you’ll only need it once)
A tile-laying race of strategy, sabotage & snack-loving goats
Build the pasture.
Race your goats home.
Survive the chaos.
We Have Goats! is the fast, hilariously chaotic family board game where the board grows as you play — so no two games are ever the same. Block your rivals, unlock quirky goat superpowers, and watch out for the dreaded Goat-astrophe.
- 2–4players
- 20–45minutes
- 8+ages
- 0reading required after game one
- ✔ Funded on Kickstarter
- ✔ 30-Day Happiness Promise
- ✔ Ships fast from Florida
Adopt your herd
Straight from our barn in St. Augustine, Florida. Every order ships fast, packed by the family that made the game.
Best value
The Ultimate Bundle
The whole farm — game + playmat + tiles
- Everything in the Full Game
- Jumbo neoprene playmat — keeps the growing board tidy & looks great doing it
- Complete set of thick cardboard-stock land tiles
- Drawstring storage bag
Secure checkout · Flat-rate US shipping: $7 game / $12 bundle · 30-Day Happiness Promise: if your goats refuse to stay in their pens, we’ll refund or replace your game — no return needed.
Learn it in one minute
Easy enough for 8-year-olds. Crunchy enough for adult game night.
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Start at the barn
Everyone begins with three goats on the central barn tile, dreaming of their matching pen.
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Grow the pasture
On your turn, play a card and add a matching tile to the board. The map is different every single game.
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Unleash goat powers
Jump, bump and bridge your way forward — or sic a Zombie Kitty or Chupacabrasaurus on your rivals.
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Race the herd home
First to guide all three goats into their pen wins. But one clever block can flip the whole race…
Peek in the box
Chunky sanded meeples, thick grey-core tiles, 100% plastic-free packaging — and it all fits in a backpack sleeve.
From our family barn to your table
We Have Goats! started as a kitchen-table idea in St. Augustine, Florida, and came to life through a successful Kickstarter campaign in 2023. We’re a tiny indie studio — really, a family — that wanted to make a game where strategy and silliness collide.
We designed, tested, and shipped every copy ourselves — and we still pack every order by hand. When you buy We Have Goats!, you’re not clicking a button at a mega-store; you’re getting a game straight from the family that made it.
— The We Have Goats family 🐐
Frequently asked questions
How much is shipping, and how long does it take?
Flat rate anywhere in the USA: $7 for the game, $12 for the bundle. Orders ship from Florida within 2–3 business days via USPS and typically arrive in 3–5 days. You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as your goats are on the move.
What if I don’t love it?
Our 30-Day Happiness Promise: if your goats refuse to stay in their pens, email us for a full refund or replacement — no need to return the game.
Is it OK for young kids?
The game is designed for ages 8 and up. After the first game, no reading is required, so mixed-age tables work great. Note: contains small parts — not for children under 3.
What’s the difference between the game and the bundle?
The full game is complete on its own. The Ultimate Bundle adds the jumbo neoprene playmat that keeps the growing board beautifully organized, plus a full set of thick cardboard land tiles with a drawstring bag — the deluxe way to play, for about the price of two pizzas.
I love Carcassonne / Catan / Azul. Will I like this?
Almost certainly. We Have Goats! scratches the same tile-laying, route-building itch in a lighter, faster, funnier package — perfect as a warm-up, a filler, or a gateway game for new players.
Can I order a bunch for gifts, a classroom, or an event?
Yes — and we’d love that. Email oliver.wehavegoats@gmail.com for bulk pricing. Birthday parties, white elephants, care packages: goats fit every occasion.
Game night could use more goats
Fast to learn, impossible to predict, and never the same twice.
Get We Have Goats! —